Friday 5 October 2012

Congratulations Sir, you're pregnant

My father told me this story.

It must have taken place in the 50’s or 60’s.
A professional cyclist had a call from the anti-doping authorities. Congratulations Sir, you’re pregnant, the official said on the phone.

He had been in a race and had been selected for doping control. This included an analysis of his urine. And now they had the result.
This is what had happened. During the race he had a small bag with a urine sample on him. It was fixed under one of his armpits so as to attain his body temperature.
The sample, of course, was not his urine - It was his wife’s.

NB! I don’t know if this is a true story. Does anybody know?

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