WIN ONE
HOUR OF FREE SEX!
Turn in at petrol station at next service area!
They looked
at each other. They went into the petrol station. A man filled up their car
with petrol. They were a bit hesitant. “Uhm!, this banner across the road. You could
win something? Is that here?” one of them asked. “It’s here”, the petrol pump assistant answered. “It is very simple. I think of a number
between 1 and 10, and you have to guess which number. To make it easier I will let both of you guess, then you have a better
chance of winning”.
“5” said
the first one. “7” said the second one. “I’m
sorry” said the petrol pump assistant, I was thinking of the number 3”.
Some days
later they were in France again. The decided to try their luck again. But with
different numbers this time. They
decided on “4” and “6”, but the correct number was “2”.
They were
often in France, and they tried many times, but they never guessed the correct
number.
One evening
they were on their way back home. One was driving, the other one was thinking. “You know what?” said the one, who was
thinking. “ I have been thinking, and I
think there’s no way you can win that hour of free sex.”
“Nonsense” said the other one. “Of course you can win. My wife won three times last week!”.
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A friend
told me this joke several years ago. Normally I can’t remember jokes no matter how hard I try, but this
one I can’t forget.