Friday, 8 February 2013

Please put me right


The large scale learning of foreign languages is a relatively recent phenomenon. Our grandparents’ generation didn’t speak foreign languages. He is a story to show what that could lead to:
We are in Denmark. Two old men are sitting on a bench at the side of a small road. It is a nice sunny day.  It is years ago, before  gps and Google Maps.  Man uses his brain, or asks others to put him right.
 
The two men are sitting there talking. Suddenly a big shiny car pulls up. A man comes out of the car and asks in English for directions to Hirtshals. He has to catch the ferry for Norway. The two men do not understand English. They do not get a word of it. He then asks in German - same result. At last he asks in French, but gets no reaction.
 
He leaves, and the two men sit and watch the big shiny car disappear in the direction of Copenhagen.
 
After a while one of them sighs. “Maybe we should have learnt a foreign language.”
The other one looks at him. “Why”, he says, “look at this guy in his shiny car. He spoke three different languages, and where did that get him?”

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