Friday, 18 January 2013

Answer blowing in the Wind

You know how you can tell, who wears the trousers, the husband or the wife?

It was my granddad asking. My brother and I were sitting in the horse-drawn cart. My granddad owned a small farmstead – nothing much, just a few cows, some pigs, two work horses and just enough land to support a family.
To make a bit of extra money he collected milk from the nearby farms every morning to deliver it to the dairy in town. The farmers placed their cans at the roadside and he came along with his horse-drawn cart to pick it up.

He did it very early in the morning, and when we were on holiday we were sometimes allowed to come along. We were woken by our mother, and were of course very excited. I still recall the smell of horses and the sound of hoofs on the road.

This year I must have been about eight years old. My granddad, who was generally not very talkative, must have felt that he ought to impart some of the wisdom gained in a long and simple life in an environment that no longer held any surprises for him to me and my brother. We were approaching a small farm, when he asked the question. “How do you tell, who’s in charge?”.
We didn’t know, of course. “Well” he said, “first you look at the leaves of the trees or at a flag or something to determine the direction of the wind. Then you look at the smoke coming out of the chimney. If the smoke goes in the direction of the wind, it means that the wife is in command, if the smoke goes in the opposite direction, it means that the husband wears the trousers.

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