Friday, 25 January 2013

The Gender Gap

Two travelling salesmen were on the road together. They were Belgians, but one day went down to the north of France. As they were driving down the highway, the suddenly saw this big banner spanned across the road:

WIN ONE HOUR OF FREE SEX!
Turn in at petrol station at next service area!

 
They looked at each other. They went into the petrol station. A man filled up their car with petrol.  They were a bit hesitant. “Uhm!, this banner across the road. You could win something? Is that here?” one of them asked. “It’s here”, the petrol pump assistant answered. “It is very simple. I think of a number between 1 and 10, and you have to guess which number. To make it easier I will let both of you guess, then you have a better chance of winning”.
“5” said the first one. “7” said the second one. “I’m sorry” said the petrol pump assistant, I was thinking of the number 3”.
Some days later they were in France again. The decided to try their luck again. But with different numbers this time.  They decided on “4” and “6”, but the correct number was “2”.
They were often in France, and they tried many times, but they never guessed the correct number.
One evening they were on their way back home. One was driving, the other one was thinking. “You know what?” said the one, who was thinking. “ I have been thinking, and I think there’s no way you can win that hour of free sex.”
“Nonsense” said the other one. “Of course you can win. My wife won three times last week!”.

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A friend told me this joke several years ago. Normally I can’t remember jokes no matter how hard I try, but this one I can’t forget.

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